I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”
what do you call a giraffe driving a car?
a danger to society
There needs to be a bar or club or something that when you walk in there’s a rack of different color wristbands with words like “I’m looking for-“
- no one
So that everyone would know who’s looking for who.
"Hey that girl is cute. And her wristband says she’s also looking for a girl. Sweet!”
"He’s cute, but his wristband says girls. Oh well."
you are the future
the two hottest guys in my class are sitting like this right now i-
IM SO DONE
are you watching a documentary on baby animals while this is happening? HOW ARE YOU FUNCTIONING?
there should be a delete all posts on facebook for year 2010 and below
let’s play a game called how long can i put off my homework until i start stress crying
I was on 8tracks looking for new playlists and found this
I really don’t know what I expected.